My village wife
My pretty lunatic
Ɓƴ: Victoria Peter
A Nigerian story…
After replying chioma my elder sister, I smiled at myself and started walking inside my room with my plate of hot rice.
I got to my room and sat down on my bed and dropped my plate of rice on my small reading table.
And started devouring my food.
I was moaning and enjoying my food when Papa, nnenna and chioma came into my room with there faces looking like angry monkeys.
‘Nneka what’s going on here did you buy food?…’ Papa asked.
‘Me buy food when I can cook, come on Papa have you all seen the value of ulinma now?…’ I said with my mouth loaded with food.
‘So you learnt how to cook from ulinma huh?…’ my twin sister said.
‘Please are you hungry Papa?…’ I asked him with an evil smile on my face.
‘Yes my daughter I haven’t eaten since morning…’ he replied immediately.
‘Then you people should get ready to die of hunger because I can only cook for myself…’ I said laughing.
‘Chioma I want to tell you something ulinma called me this night, she said her and her lovely husband went to Lagos by flight.
Not only that he changed her clothes and am sure by now they are already having sex.
And because ulinma is still a virgin and her husband is a young hot guy she will soon get pregnant.
Then I will go to omugwo and there am going to meet her husband handsome rich friends that will marry me since I no how to cook…’
I concluded with a smile on my face.
while chioma ran out in tears.
Papa and nnenna later joined her and immediately they left I started laughing.
I can’t wait for school to resume so I will get out of this hell home.
A victorious smile appeared on my face.
When am done with all of you especially chioma.
They will know it’s not good to maltreate someone.
My stupid father is there bad mouthing other people’s children while my twin sister nnenna.
is busy sleeping with lecturer for good grades.
I do have plans for him but that’s not now.
For now I want to help ulinma on how to dress to make her husband love her the more.
Let my stupid sister chioma keep anticipating on another person’s husband.
Let her not go and learn how to cook stupid girl.
sometimes I wonder if it’s my mom that really gave birth to them.
You guys just saw house war part 1 and you are crying.
wait until tomorrow.
Tomorrow is part 2
‘Chioma this is just the beginning…’
I woke up early the next day, I’m used to waking up early in the morning.
I went to the white man’s bathroom and took the new toothbrush and toothpaste and brushed my teeth.
After that I decided to take my bath with the casket, so I pressed the place Fred told me and water filled up the casket.
I removed my clothes and stepped into the water enjoying the feeling the water gave me.
Life in the city is really easy.
you don’t have to go to the screem to fetch water.
water comes out from the white man’s container.
Few minutes later……
I’m already done talking my bath and appling my body lotion.
and am standing at the closet looking for a cloth to wear.
I remember when we were coming to the city I saw the way Fred was looking at those girls wearing bum short so that’s what am going to wear.
I took a Jean bum short and a transparent top.
and then I went to the underwear section and took a black pant and a matching black bra that looks like a half cut.
I wore the pant and then the bra, I looked at myself on the mirror and smiled.
I then put on the bum short and transportation top and wore a black fancy slippers.
and the packed my natural hair to sided with a pink ribbon since the transparent top is pink in colour.
I know you guys maybe surprised.
Nneka has been coaching me on how to dress.
what I was satisfied on my looks I went downstairs to start my daily job.
I took the cleaning instrument and started cleaning the house.
in few hours I was done with the cleaning I went to the place he told me the dirty clothes are and started Washing his dirty clothes.
when I was done I went to the kitchen to cook.
After a while of thinking I settled for white rice and stew with fried chicken.
And I immediately set to work.
The sound of my phone woke me up I quickly stood up from the bed to look for my phone.
when I saw it.
it was a call from obinna my best friend.
why is he calling me so early.
I quickly pick up the phone.
’Hello dude we are outside your house please tell your security to open the gate…’
’What at the gate? this early…’
’Check your time dummy it’s 12 o’clock already…’
’What!!! I’m on my way…’
I said and hung up and rushed into the bathroom and did my morning business.
Then went to welcome my friends.
when I got downstairs I was shocked, everywhere was sparkling clean.
I was still wondering when i heard the door bell ring.
And when I opened the door my useless friends came in Laughing at me.
‘I heard you’re now married man …’ Ola said and the rest laughed.
‘Not only that, he is married to a village girl…’ Tobi said and they even laughed the more.
I started hearing foot steps at the steps behind me.
I noticed all my friends stopped laughing and there attention was behind me with there mouth wide open.
I immediately looked back and my mouth dropped at what i saw.
End of Ulinma (My Village Wife) Episode 7
What do you guys think Fred saw?
I hope our nneka is doing a good job.
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